Koss Woodwork

I want to help you make it real. It could be a cherished keepsake, something that fits perfectly, a silly inside joke nobody would expect in a woodcarving, or just a fun afternoon activity. It's up to you.

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Family & Pet Portrait Coasters

A set of coasters, carved and filled with acrylic, then sealed with shellac so they can take a wet glass. A family portrait spread across the set works especially well — one face per coaster — and so do pets and logos. It does not have to be a photograph: an abstract pattern carved once and filled in a different color per coaster makes a set that reads as a set.

From $60 — Four for $60 · Six for $80 · Eight for $100.

Family portrait coasters — White oak, set of six, filled black
Family portrait coasters — White oak, set of six, filled black
Dog portrait — White oak, filled black
Dog portrait — White oak, filled black
Dog portrait — Oak, carved inlay filled black
Dog portrait — Oak, carved inlay filled black
Girl and puppy — White oak, filled black
Girl and puppy — White oak, filled black
Two kids and a dog — White oak, filled black
Two kids and a dog — White oak, filled black
Portrait with a dog — White oak, filled black
Portrait with a dog — White oak, filled black

Carved Signs & Business Logos

Business logos, house signs, family names, quotes and jokes. Fine detail carves cleanly — script lettering, lettering that curves around a border, figures, line work — and the filled relief keeps it readable across a room.

From $50

Springboard Coffee Company — Carved crest, filled black
Springboard Coffee Company — Carved crest, filled black
On the machine — Mid-carve, stained before cutting
On the machine — Mid-carve, stained before cutting
Installed at Springboard — On the counter front
Installed at Springboard — On the counter front
Live Laugh Liquidate — Oak, script lettering filled black, beeswax and mineral oil finish
Live Laugh Liquidate — Oak, script lettering filled black, beeswax and mineral oil finish

Kids' Paint-Your-Own Signs

A board carved with a child's name and whatever they are deep into that month — unicorns, mermaids, diggers, dinosaurs — drawn as outlines, cut in relief and primed white. It arrives blank. They paint it. The drawing can be cut into the surface or left standing proud with the background cleared away — two quite different looks from the same drawing. What they end up with is a picture made entirely of their own favorite things, with their name in the middle of it, and an afternoon spent making it theirs.

From $30

Being painted — Primed white, two brushes going at once
Being painted — Primed white, two brushes going at once
Unicorns and mermaids — Carved outlines, painted in
Unicorns and mermaids — Carved outlines, painted in
On a stand — Primed white, on a pair of small feet
On a stand — Primed white, on a pair of small feet

Engraved Snacking Trays

A one-person snack board — a dished well for the food, a carved and filled design on the shoulder, and a thumb hole so you can carry it to the sofa in one hand.

From $40

Engraved Snacking Tray — White oak, howling wolf filled black
Engraved Snacking Tray — White oak, howling wolf filled black

Ornaments & Small Gifts

Small carved keepsakes — ornaments, keyrings, gift tags. Names carve well at this size, so a set with one name per piece is a common ask: stockings, place settings, or a whole class of blanks for the children to paint themselves. Choose bare to paint yourself, sealed in the natural wood, or hand-painted by me.

From $20

Ornaments, three finishes — Hand-painted and natural wood, side by side
Ornaments, three finishes — Hand-painted and natural wood, side by side
Swallowtail name tags — Stained, carved and filled
Swallowtail name tags — Stained, carved and filled
Paint-your-own hearts — Carved blanks, one name each
Paint-your-own hearts — Carved blanks, one name each
Leaves — Identical blanks, painted by a class
Leaves — Identical blanks, painted by a class
Ornaments — Bare blanks, painted by a two-year-old
Ornaments — Bare blanks, painted by a two-year-old
Ornaments — Cut and carved, left bare
Ornaments — Cut and carved, left bare

Collection Display Shelves and Drawer Organizers

A shelf built around your collection instead of a grid you have to make things fit. Every compartment is cut to one piece — the tall one gets a tall niche, the squat one a squat niche, the tiny one a slot that suits it. Nothing rattles around in a space too big for it and nothing gets left out. The same trick fits a drawer — cutlery, tools, craft supplies, each in a compartment cut for it. It ends up looking made for your things, because it was.

From $30

Fitted drawer insert — Three compartments, three sizes
Fitted drawer insert — Three compartments, three sizes
Nine-compartment grid — Birch ply, sized per piece
Nine-compartment grid — Birch ply, sized per piece

Custom-Fit Functional Pieces

Things cut to fit something that already exists — an opening in a floor, a gap nobody makes a part for, an object that turned up without a home. You measure it, or I do, and it comes back sized to that one spot. Made in wood, so it reads as part of the house rather than something bought and added to it.

EV charge handle holder — Cedar, capped cradle staked by the drive
EV charge handle holder — Cedar, capped cradle staked by the drive
Floor register — Cut to the opening, slots milled to the run
Floor register — Cut to the opening, slots milled to the run
Floor vent, installed — Flush in an oak floor
Floor vent, installed — Flush in an oak floor

Floor Vents & Registers

A vent cover cut to the opening you actually have, in wood, instead of the handful of sizes and finishes a hardware store stocks. Long runs, odd dimensions and openings nobody makes a stock register for are the normal case, not the exception — and a wood cover disappears into a wood floor in a way a stamped metal one never does.

Floor vent, installed — Flush in an oak floor
Floor vent, installed — Flush in an oak floor
Floor register — Cut to the opening, slots milled to the run
Floor register — Cut to the opening, slots milled to the run

Something Else Entirely

A solar system that holds coats. A bed shaped like a fire engine. None of it was on a list. If you have something in your head that nobody sells, that is the kind of thing I most want to hear about.

Solar system coat rack — Lacquered black, turned planets for hooks
Solar system coat rack — Lacquered black, turned planets for hooks
Wireless charging stand — Oak, charging puck pocketed into the back
Wireless charging stand — Oak, charging puck pocketed into the back
Fire truck toddler bed — Cab, ladder, and a beacon that turns
Fire truck toddler bed — Cab, ladder, and a beacon that turns
Carved peony — Deep relief, straight off the machine
Carved peony — Deep relief, straight off the machine
Abstract pattern coasters — One pattern, four fill colors
Abstract pattern coasters — One pattern, four fill colors